What’s the point of living if you’re going to hate the world? Guard your heart...– Neal Shusterman (via hellanne)
kaymuhneyy: blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so...
blahblahblog.: Assholes Finish First. →
vivalastinaaaa: **THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST, SCROLL ON BY IF YOU DON’T WANT A LONG OPINION THAT HAS BASICALLY NO RESOLUTION** For the past few weeks, I just have been overwhelmed with guys who are, in basic terms, the rudest pieces of shits.. Yet I find myself still interested in their friendshits,… entertaining read. vivalastina, ladies and gentlemen!
j8k3: Tom Fall & Jwaydan - Untouchable i...
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy nailed it
aloeveralotion: consolecadet: looking at your art from 3 years ago more like this is why i dont watch my high school self dance LOL amen^ what was airband..
inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: knock knock whos there may I come in? may I come in who? may i come in you
tvgropes: (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (◡‿◡✿) (⊙︿⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK
Top five regrets of the dying →
A nurse recorded the most common regrets of the dying, and among the top ones is ‘I wish I hadn’t worked so hard’. What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life? A palliative nurse has recorded the top five regrets of the dying. Photograph: Montgomery Martin/Alamy There …
mononmars: gaaraofsuburbia: athee-fille: musiqchild007: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. I can’t get over the gif WAIT 20:13 2013 hahahahaha omg that gif..ermahgerd hahahaha
recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” And thus, god...
del0ppus: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
Don’t be in such a hurry to condemn a person because he doesn’t do what you do,...– Malcolm X (via arabarabarab)
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
pathwalker: Music makes everything.